I'm just the cutest, happiest girl, and my hat's not bad either.

Don't tell me I don't look like Judy Garland.

I use this same smile today when it's really not funny.

Mom, the mountains are cool, but my pants are embarrassing.

No making fun of my naked ass.

My sister and I, we knew how to laugh.

Do I have to sit on this strange lady's lap?

You have to admit I'm a great big sister.

My daughter and son-in-law are the best.

At her nephew Don's wedding in August of 2000.